отныне, моя любимая джонки-сказка

[Ukino-kun]

пошла на сайт.
вводишь рандомные слова - и тебе делают драббл хД
и вот что получила:

The Shark Prince WTF О_О

Key was walking through a hilarious meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a muscular little shark lying under a tree. маленькая накаченная акула ХД

Key skipped over to see the dear thing and was feline to find that he was hurt! A dwarf had pierced his heated little chest его грудь пронзил гном ХД скорее, гномовое проклятье and he whimpered dirtily with the pain.

"My awkward little friend," Key said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the dwarf, as timidly as he could. The shark cried out and Key's heart ached, All the world's a stage and men and women merely players.. "You'll be all right," Key whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Jonghyun and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Jonghyun up in his arms, Key carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Key nursed Jonghyun, cleaning his chest and feeding him Gay-brand shark chow. (он его еще и гейскими препаратами поил! ХДДДД)

On the eighth night, Jonghyun climbed into bed with Key. Как акула сумела это сделать?!) He burrowed under the covers and childishly flirted Key's waist. It made Key giggle and he cuddled close to Jonghyun, stroking his toe and singing loudly to him. большой пелец ноги у джонхена тоже есть ХД

They continued that way for a long time. долго гладили друг друга по пальцам ног ХД Every day, Key hurried home so he could curl up with Jonghyun. It gave him a straight feeling whenever Jonghyun flirted his waist.

Then one night, Jonghyun looked up at Key and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a short prince." ВОТ ТУТ БЛЯТЬ ЯЯ УГАДАЛА С ПРИЛАГАТЕЛЬНЫМ ХДХДХД

Key screamed quickly, he was so surprised. How could a shark talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Jonghyun said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Key said and kissed Jonghyun on his toe эрогенная зона!. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a short prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Jonghyun," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Key said.

"See?" Jonghyun said and showed Key the scar from the dwarf on his chest. Then he kissed Key and they tumbled in the kitchen and did a lot of very dump things, some of them involving a bipolar tomato. ЩИТО? ХДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДДД

"I love you," Jonghyun said when they were done. Key clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Jonghyun had stashed away.

And if Jonghyun didn't know about Key's visits to the shark sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

@темы: верните моСК, я пожарю себя для динозавра, Кибома :3

Comments

[Айкаварадзу]

ящитаю, что это гениально

у меня болит челюсть х)

[Ukino-kun]

TesshiK, XDDDDDDDDDD
весело было, ага)

у меня ДРАМА.

мои ребята пошли на свидание в студию, там из цветка выпрыгнула лягушка и ударила тэминачку в глаз.

финал:

Then he clasped Taemin close. Taemin was bleeding completely. "My darling," Minho said, and pressed his lips to Taemin's lips.

"I love you," Taemin said lovely, and expired in Minho's arms.

Minho never loved again.

[Ukino-kun]

хангриони, D:
вот же ж!